Knock-Knock

In honor of April Fool's Day, I'll share with you a few of our knock-knock jokes at dinner last night.  Mind you, we made them up and thought they were hilarious, even if they didn't make a ton of sense.  These were the best:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Why are you crying?

(yes, they skipped a line!)

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

(this was hilarious)

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Willaby wallaby.

Willaby wallaby who?

An elephant sat on you!

(you have to know the song)

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Yah.

Yah who?

You've got mail.

(funny, right?  They didn't get it.)