Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Chaplaincy Thoughts, or How To Start

**This is an info dump based on my possibly misinformed knowledge.  It is true to the best of my knoweldge but definitely do check up on all of it.  This is to give you and idea of what is involved.  And I focus exclusively on healthcare chaplaincy (though some of the same training can be extrapolated to university/education chaplains, movement chaplains, prison chaplains, even corporate chaplains etc.)  Military chaplaincy is its own thing with different rules and requirements.

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I realize that I am asked, quite frequently, about how to become a chaplain.  And so I've decided to write some of this up.

For the most part, I am talking about professional chaplaincy, where you as the chaplain get paid to do chaplain work.  There are spiritual care volunteers and chaplain volunteers but there are few standardized requirements for them.  

Because of the separation of church and state, there are no federal or state guidelines for licensing chaplains like there are for doctors, nurses, social workers, lawyers, teachers, etc.  

There are a few professional organizations that are most respected in the field and dominate most of the official recognition of quality professional chaplains:

APC: The Association of Professional Chaplains (https://www.apchaplains.org/) sets out certification standards as well as professional ethics and competencies.  They grant Board Certified Chaplain (BCC) status to those who pass their requirements.  See  https://www.apchaplains.org/bcci-site/becoming-certified/ for details on how to be certified.

ACPE: The Association of Clinical Pastoral Education (https://acpe.edu) which trains and certifies the educators who train chaplains as well as sets the curriculum for training student chaplains at numerous sites across the nation.  Essentially, this organization will oversee the units of Clinical Pastoral Education (CPE) that every professional chaplain and student chaplain takes.  See https://acpe.edu/education/cpe-students 

Nehsama: Association of Jewish Chaplains (https://najc.org/)

National Association of Catholic Chaplains (NACC; https://www.nacc.org/)

Spiritual Care Association (SCA; https://www.spiritualcareassociation.org/) has its own path to certification

**There is controversy about whether you go the APC/ACPE or the SCA route.  I've taken CPE units from both "sides."  I'm completing certification through APC/ACPE.  

First caveat:  many of your decisions on becoming a chaplain will be based on your denomination's requirement for endorsement.  Endorsement helps with becoming a board-certified chaplain.  There are the mainline Protestant denominations, Catholicism, various branches of Judaism, the Unitarian Universalists, plus humanists, pagans, and atheists.  There might even be an interfaith denomination that will endorse you.  The organizations endorse you, essentially saying that you are a member in good standing who has completed the requirements for endorsement.  

For many denominations, the path to chaplain endorsement resembles the path towards (and sometimes up to and including) ordination.  If you are in a denomination that does not ordain anyone (such as Latter Day Saints and Quakers), there are probably other paths to endorsement for you to be supported by your denomination.  If you are in a faith that doesn't ordain women, like Catholics, there are other paths to endorsement for you.  And there are national organizations that will endorse humanists, pagans, Buddhists, etc.

In my Unitarian Universalist denomination, there are essentially two paths--one is the traditional path of ordination (complete with Master of Divinity, psychological ministerial assessment, usually one unit of CPE, one internship, a complete ministerial packet, and a committee interview) and the other is the path of community minister which does not require ordination (I believe you still need an MDiv but not the other steps above; you are the endorsed by the UU Society of Community Ministers.)  ONLY after you have made progress on the path to endorsement can you apply to be BCC.  You will then need to finish the BCC requirements.  Many people pursue this concurrently; indeed, my CPE residency (3 units of CPE at the same place PAID!) counts as my internship for ordination.  It's not all one and then all the other.

To become board-certified, you need an MDiv (or the 72-hour graduate school hours in an equivalent topic), an endorsement, 4 units of CPE, a packet, 2000 work hours (which can be completed after you are provisionally approved) and an interview with the BCC committee.

NOW, you can be a chaplain without being BCC.  Indeed, hospice organizations will often take people on as chaplains who have had 2 units of CPE and not much else (requirements vary).  Other healthcare organizations usually want BCC but will allow people with 4 units of CPE to work as chaplains (oftentimes without the other requirements).


Why an MDiv?  

This advanced degree or its equivalent gives the student a firm grounding in theology, ethics, pastoral counseling skills, scripture, other major religions, current social justice issues in ministry, preaching, etc.  While MDivs are often geared toward congregational life (as is ordination in most denominations), they do give you the background to do the work.  And, perhaps even more than that, the knowledge to do the CPE work which involves theological reflection, self-reflection, knowledge of a variety of faiths and cultures, familiarity with scripture and rituals, etc.  Many seminaries now offer certificates or pathways which focus on chaplaincy.  This is what I did, taking multiple chaplaincy-oriented classes while finishing my MDiv:  theories and methods of chaplaincy; theologies of chaplaincy; bereavement; pastoral counseling; and spiritual care for LGBTQ+ people. Hartford International University (formerly Hartford Seminary) also has a specific program in Islamic Chaplaincy, the first one in the country.  


So what is CPE?

This is THE hands-on training program for students working to become chaplains.  It is also the program that many clergy are required to take, at least one unit, to become congregational clergy (i.e. with no intention to be chaplains).   Overseen by ACPE or SCA--and offered at hundreds of different sites and organizations (like Sankofa)--one unit of CPE includes:

  • 300 clinical hours
  • 100 educational hours
  • IS: individual supervision between chaplain intern and their supervisor educator, every other week
  • IPR: interpersonal group where the cohort of chaplain students discuss the work together, every week. (This is the part of CPE that often causes the most agita and stories--it can be very emotionally intense. Or not).
  • Didactics--condensed learning sessions focused on particular topics, often with guest speakers (for instance, these might be on geriatrics and dementia; pediatric chaplaincy; power and authority in chaplaincy; charting; working with humanists, atheists, and "nones").  
  • Journal entries--often completed and submitted before each IS 
  • Verbatim--approximately 5 or so presented each unit
  • Theological reflection--approximately 1-2 for each unit
  • Other activities as required by your educator (on-call or overnight hours, presenting didactics, Sim Lab experiences, research projects, attending rounds, joining hospital committees)
  • intriguingly, it does NOT include a syllabus with a lot of texts or readings, which really surprised me.
  • these units can be extended units (over a long period of months, like 7+ months, less than part time a week, about 15 hours) or intensives (approximately 10 weeks, essentially full time 40 hours a week) or regular units (about 16 weeks, part time or 25 hours a week).
  • So much about the unit depends entirely on the program and tone the educator sets and on how the various students in the cohort get along.  
Chaplain interns are often in their first unit or in an independent unit; these are at levels I or II (this has been altered somewhat but I was grandfathered into the older system).  These are unpaid positions for which some students do get seminary credit (and some schools do pay the CPE fee which is around $900 give or take).  

Chaplain residents are working three units together at one place, with each unit building on the last; these are often paid positions.

(There are Chaplain Fellows, which is a lot like a post-doc but I am not going that route--they are few and far between and I can't relocate).  

You can do 4 independent units, hopefully reaching Level II around the second or third unit, or you can do an internship and then become a resident.  My denomination will only accept the residency as my denominational internship if all three units are at Level II.  

The main learning activity of CPE is the "clinical method" which is a cycle of action-reflection-action. This is experiential learning par excellence.  And each educator organizes their units differently, based on their institution, their pedagogical preferences, and specialties.  See the book How to Get the Most Out of Clinical Pastoral Education by Gordon Hilsman.

My residency included one unit focused on research in chaplaincy complete with a research proposal and also includes a unit focused on BCC competencies; these are addressed in the didactics or learning sections of our class day.  I am assigned to a variety of units, mostly Emergency Department and Palliative Care.  I attend Palliative Care rounds.  I am also a member of the community care and frequent visitor team which helps with community connections. I belong to the employee resource group on LGBTQIA+ and Allies and have hosted a Pride table.  I have been a peer supporter.  I have taught inspiration groups on the behavioral unit.  I have done on-call overnights.  I am oranizing weekly meditation sessions, published blurbs on various religious holidays for employees, and helped with hospital-wide holidays like Ash Wednesday, Blessing of the Hands for Nurse's Week, a table for Spiritual Care Week, escorting the Easter Bunny around to the units.

A few other notes:

How is a chaplain different from a death doula?  Even less that chaplains, death doulas have many routes to being a death doula.  There is not a single program or organization that trains or certifies death doulas.  The field is relatively disorganized.  Death doulas often work as independent consultants/practitioners without the structure of an institutional system (either the hassle or the protection!).  They set their own schedules, fees, and services.  I took an introductory class with the International End-of-Life Doulas Association (INELDA https://inelda.org/ ) and found that they are much more engaged in physical symptom management and relief (like bed positioning, massage, etc) than chaplains whose work is almost never physical (I do adjust the odd pillow and fetch water when allowed). I think they mentioned that they learn the disease progression of some 30-plus common illnesses and how to help, in consultation with the medical team. They also have the freedom to use alternative modalities that aren't often seen in hospitals--Reiki, aromatherapy, somatic therapy, etc etc. They do not have to belong or be endorsed by a denomination or have an advanced degree.  I seriously considered being a death doula, having read about it in The New York Times, but decided I like the protection and structure of an institutional position and the learning connected to the endorsement and certification processes. 

How is a chaplain different from a social worker?  My answer to this is broad, general, and based on my own understanding.  Social workers are licensed professionals who have completed graduate-level degrees and some kind of board examination.  They do work in healthcare especially as case managers (working with disposition after discharge, so contacting care facilities and insurance) or in palliative care with patients and their families, on community care teams doing outreach.  Depending on the institution, they may be focused on the details of papework and "fixes" or do more counseling.  As chaplaincy continues to professionalize, we are having to specify how we function differently.  I believe that social workers are more focused on helping people navigate pathways to specific outcomes (the right nursing home, setting up medical equipment, signing DNR/DNIs, stopping smoking, getting into rehab).  Chaplains are not so specific and our outcomes are broader (patient explores emotions, patient receives Sacrament of the Sick).  This is a huge debate around evidence-based chaplaincy (like Chaplaincy Innovation Lab, Transforming Chaplaincy, and SCA).  



Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Some More New Recipe Tips

 We've been using a meal service a couple of times a week, the kind that gives you exact ingredients for the chosen recipes.  It's the same service I mentioned back in 2019 here and here.  The recipes have changed in 4 years, no surprise.  And they seem to be using more capers!


And I've learned a few new things and picked up a few more favorites:

  • easy flatbread pizza:  split some foccaccia bread in half, spread marinara or pesto, sprinkle toppings including slices of fresh mozzarella, and bake 450F for 15+ minutes.  Can also make this into a sandwich, with prosciutto.
  • homemade pizza:  22 oz pizza dough, 8 oz tomato sauce, garlic, 2 T mascarpone, 4 oz grated fontina, Italian seasoning, 4 oz fresh mozzarella, 1/4 grated parmesan Oven at 475F.  Spread dough on baking sheet.  Saute garlic, add tomato sauce and seasonings.  Stir in mascarpone.  Spread sauce on dough, leaving 1" border.  Top with fontina, mozzarella, and parmesan.  Bake 17-22 minutes.
  • simple baked chicken and rice:  put 1 cup of rice in 9 x 13 pan, add chicken, veggies, and seasonings.  Pour 2 cups of water.  Cover with foil and bake for 35-40 minutes at 450F.
  • lasagna soup:  essentially, mix 8 oz of tomato sauce with 1 cup chicken stock (with mirepoix or something similar) and 3/4 cup of water, add spinach and pasta.  Serve with 1/2 cup ricotta mixed with 1/4 grated romano.  Double or more!
  • yummy mashed potatoes:  boil water and then add potatoes for 17-19 minutes (until pierced by fork), strain, add some of the following:  mascarpone or sour cream or buttermilk or heavy cream, butter or maybe cheese curds, salt and pepper.
  • yummy pasta sauce:  Saute garlic and 1 T capers.  Add 14 oz whole tomatoes (could use crushed), Italian seasoning.  Add pasta to sauce, plus 1/2 c cream, 1 oz butter, some cooking water, and 2 T mascarpone.  
  • delicious black bean soup:  1-15 oz can black beans, 1 yellow onion, 1 cup chicken stock, 1/4 cup sour cream, spices, lime.    Saute onions, add beans (mashing some), add broth and 1/2 cup water, seasonings.  Can stir sour cream with juice of 2 limes to serve with soup.
  • easy chickpea soup:  1-15 oz can chickpeas, 6 oz small pasta, mirepoix, 1/4 cup grated romano, 2 T tomato paste, 1 cup chicken stock.  Cook pasta, saving 3/4 cup cooking water.  To make soup, saute mirepoix and add tomato paste.  Then add chickpeas (not drained), broth, and pasta cooking water.  Add pasta and serve with cheese.
  • homemade tomato soup:  3 oz pancetta, 1/4 cup cream, mirepoix, 2 1/2 T veggie demi glace, 14.5 oz crushed tomatoes.  Saute pancetta and mirepoix.  Add tomatoes, demi-glace, and 1 cup water.  heat 5-7 minutes.  Add cream.  
  • pork and mushroom pasta:  1 lb ground pork (or turkey), 3/4 lb pasta, 1/2 lb mushrooms, garlic, butter, 1/4 cup mascarpone, 1/4 cup tomato paste, 1/4 cup parm, Italian seasonings  Cook ground meat.  Make sauce by sauteing mushrooms, add capers and garlic.  Add tomato paste.  Add 1/2 cup of cooking water.  Add pasta and meat to sauce, plus cooking water and mascarpone.
  • lemon orzo soup:  4 oz orzo, 1/4 cup parm, 3 oz baby spinach, mirepoix, 1 cup chicken stock, 1 lemon.  Cook pasta and save 3/4 cup cooking water.  Saute mirepoix, add broth, lemon juice, pasta water, then spinach and cooked pasta.
  • sauteed chicken:  pat chicken dry, season, and then place in medium hot skillet with some olive oil.  Cook 6-7 minutes per side without turning.  Can make a pan sauce with 2T vinegar,  2.5 T demi-glace, and 1/4 cup water.  Can also do pork chops this way.
  • a nice glaze for chicken:  4 tsp honey, 3 T soy sauce glaze (made by reducing soy sauce, or just use soy), 2 T vinegar, 1/4 cup water
  • garlic caper sauce for chicken:  heat olive oil, saute 2 T crushed capers and 2 chopped garlic cloves  for about 1 minutes.  Turn off heat and add juice of 2 lemons.
  • yummy chicken sauce:  1/4 c mayo, 2 T dijon mustard, Italian seasoning, 1/4 cup parmesan, 1 T olive oil, 2 teaspoons water, 2 garlic cloves mashed
  • orzo with zucchini:  cook pasta according to directions.  Drain.  Stir in sauteed zucchini (w/olive oil, 4-6 minutes), 1/2 cup cream, juice of 1 lemon.  Top with parmesan.
  • add 1 T sherry vinegar to sauteed vegetables!

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

So Good

We don't make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving and I've been craving them.  And we had a bag of Yukon Gold in the cabinet.   I found a slow cooker recipe on the NYTimes and adapted it a little bit.  Best ever!  So easy.


Our Excellent Mashed Potatoes

5 lbs Yukon Gold potatoes, washed, peeled, and 1" cubed
1 stick (8 TB) butter, melted (could probably use less)
2-3 TB olive oil
1 TB kosher salt
2 teaspoons Rancher's Steak Rub (or any spice mix w/garlic and pepper)
1/2 cup sour cream
2 TB heavy cream

Place potatoes, butter, olive oil, spice mix, and salt in a slow cooker.  Cook on HIGH for 4 hours, stirring a couple of times.  When potatoes are very soft, turn off heat and mash in sour cream and cream.  Season as needed.

Adapted from the NYTimes

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

All the Thanksgiving Recipes

 We have changed the way we talk about Thanksgiving, both in our family and in our community.  Gone are Pilgrims and the first feast.  We recognize the effects of colonialism and white supremacy.  Our town doesn't even do Columbus Day any more.

But one thing that hasn't changed are our recipes.  And so as I gather the list for our cooking tonight and tomorrow, I thought I'd put them on here, even though I haven't posted in forever.

This is the kids' last Thanksgiving in school at home.  No doubt next year, hopefully, they'll be coming in from who knows where, ready and excited to eat the same ol' foods.

I give thanks for this.

DAYS BEFORE

 

Almond Tea Punch

 

1 cup lemon juice

3 3/4 cup sugar

1 3/4 quart cold water or strong tea

2 tablespoons vanilla extract

2 cups almond extract (1 cup Amaretto may be substituted for 1 cup extract but don't use 2 cups)

 

Mix together above ingredients; chill.

Add 2 quarts of gingerale right before serving.

 

J.S., special ed teacher

 

 

Trash

3 cups Corn Chex® cereal

3 cups Rice Chex® cereal

3 cups Wheat Chex® cereal

1 cup mixed nuts

1 cup bite-size pretzels

1 cup bagel chips, broken into 1-inch pieces

6 tablespoons butter or margarine

2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

1 ½ teaspoons seasoned salt

¾  teaspoon garlic powder

½  teaspoon onion powder 

 

1.         In large microwavable bowl, mix cereals, nuts, pretzels and bagel chips; set aside. In small microwavable bowl, microwave butter uncovered on High about 40 seconds or until melted. Stir in seasonings. Pour over cereal mixture; stir until evenly coated.

2.         Microwave uncovered on High 5 to 6 minutes, thoroughly stirring every 2 minutes. Spread on paper towels to cool. Store in airtight container.

Oven Directions Heat oven to 250°F. In large bowl, mix cereals, nuts, pretzels and bagel chips; set aside. In ungreased large roasting pan, melt butter in oven. Stir in seasonings. Gradually stir in cereal mixture until evenly coated. Bake 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Spread on paper towels to cool, about 15 minutes. Store in airtight container.

 

Chex website

 

 

Mama Stamberg's Cranberry Relish

2 cups whole raw cranberries, washed
1 small onion
3/4 cup sour cream
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons horseradish from a jar ("red is a bit milder than white")


Grind the raw berries and onion together. ("I use an old-fashioned meat grinder," says Stamberg. "I'm sure there's a setting on the food processor that will give you a chunky grind -- not a puree.")
Add everything else and mix.
Put in a plastic container and freeze.
Early Thanksgiving morning, move it from freezer to refrigerator compartment to thaw. ("It should still have some little icy slivers left.")
The relish will be thick, creamy, and shocking pink. ("OK, Pepto Bismol pink. It has a tangy taste that cuts through and perks up the turkey and gravy. It’s also good on next-day turkey sandwiches, and with roast beef.")
Makes 1-1/2 pints.

NPR radio

 

 

Fresh Cranberry Orange Relish
1 12-ounce package Ocean Spray(r) Fresh or Frozen Cranberries, rinsed and drained

1 unpeeled orange, cut into eighths and seeded

3/4-1 cup sugar

Place half the cranberries and half the orange slices in food processor container or food grinder. Process until mixture is evenly chopped. Transfer to a bowl. Repeat with remaining cranberries and orange slices. Stir in sugar. Store in refrigerator or freezer. Makes about 3 cups.

Oceanspray

 

 

Big-Batch Quick Dinner Rolls


1/2 cup lukewarm water

2 cups warm milk ( 100 - 110°F)

3 tablespoons butter

2 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon salt

2 1/2 tablespoons yeast, instant preferred

6 to 7 cups KA all-purpose flour

 

I put everything in my bread machine (using 5 cups of flour and then adding 1 1/2 more as needed).  I let it knead and then rise about 30+ minutes (i.e. not the whole cycle).  And then removed the dough, made a 12 x 8" rectangle, divided it into 4 rows with 6 rolls each, rolled them into balls, and placed them into greased aluminum pie tins. Allow to rise 10 minutes.  Then I covered them tightly and put them in the freezer.  I'll defrost overnight.  In the morning, I'll preheat to 350F and bake 20-25 minutes until golden.  Yum!

 

adapted from King Arthur Flour



7-Up/Lime Jello Salad (my usual jello salad)


1-8 oz. (large) package lime jello
2 tablespoons hot water
12 oz can 7-Up
20 oz can drained pineapple
8 oz package cream cheese
1 cup pecans



Heat can of 7-Up. Take off heat and add Jello. Add the cream cheese that has softened in hot water or let sit at room temperature for awhile (you can microwave it for 1-2 minutes to soften). Add pineapple and pecans. Refrigerate.
Note: This looks beautiful in a jello mold. Just spray it with Pam and wipe with a paper towel before filling.

 

 

Trio of Pecans from Saveur's article "Southern Belle" by Wendell Brock
Glazed Pecans

¾ cup sugar
¼ cup sour cream
2 cups pecan halves, lightly toasted
¾ tsp. vanilla extract


Line a baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. Whisk sugar and sour cream in a 4-qt. saucepan until smooth; bring to a boil. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture is bubbling and thick, about 5 minutes. Remove from heat; stir in pecan halves and vanilla extract until well coated. Spread on prepared baking sheet; let cool completely. Break into bite-size pieces before serving.

 

 

Spiced Pecans

2 tbsp. packed dark brown sugar

2 tbsp. smoked paprika

1 tsp. cayenne pepper

1 tsp. kosher salt

½ tsp. ground coriander

¼ tsp. granulated garlic

¼ tsp. ground cumin

⅛ tsp. ground allspice

2 cups pecan halves

½ beaten egg white


Heat oven to 300°. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper; set aside. Mix dark brown sugar, paprika, cayenne, salt, coriander, garlic, cumin, and allspice in a bowl. Mix pecan halves and egg white in a bowl until combined. Toss nuts with spice mixture to coat completely. Spread on prepared baking sheet; bake until browned and crisp, 25–30 minutes. Let cool before serving.

 

Candied Pecans

2 cups pecan halves

½ cup packed light brown sugar

2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar

2 tbsp. olive oil

½ tsp. flake sea salt


Heat oven to 325°. Spread pecan halves on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet. Bake until lightly toasted and fragrant, about 10 minutes; set aside. Boil brown sugar, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil in a 12" skillet over medium-high heat. Cook until mixture is foamy and slightly thickened, 2–3 minutes. Add pecans and cook, stirring constantly, until well coated, about 3 minutes. Spread on prepared baking sheet and sprinkle with sea salt; let cool completely. Break into bite-size pieces before serving.

 

 

Pumpkin "Indian" Pudding

1 cup canned pumpkin puree

2 cups 1% milk

⅓ cup yellow cornmeal

½ tsp. ground cinnamon

¼ tsp. ground ginger

⅛ tsp. ground nutmeg

1 large pinch salt

1 Tbs. butter

¼ cup packed dark brown sugar

2 Tbs. blackstrap molasses

Preheat oven heat to 275ºF. Coat 1-qt. baking dish with cooking spray.

Whisk together milk, cornmeal, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, and salt in saucepan. Cook over medium heat 10 minutes, or until thickened. Remove from heat, and blend in butter. Stir in pumpkin purée, brown sugar, and molasses. Pour into prepared baking dish, and bake, uncovered, 1½ hours, or until knife tip inserted in center comes out clean.

adapted from Vegetarian Times

 

 

Church Pie Crust
Makes 2 crusts


2 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup shortening
1/2 cup or 8 tablespoons (1 stick) butter
1/3 + 1 tablespoon ice water



from Joy of Cooking



Apple Butter Pumpkin Pie


1 cup apple butter

1 cup fresh or canned pumpkin
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
3 eggs, slightly beaten
3/4 cup evaporated milk
1 unbaked 9-inch pie shell
Sweetened whipped cream, for garnish



Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

Combine apple butter, pumpkin, sugar, salt and spices in a bowl. Stir in eggs. Gradually add milk and mix well. Pour into pie shell. Bake for about 40 minutes or until set.

Paula Deen



Pecan Pie

3 eggs, slightly beaten

1 cup sugar

1 cup Karo syrup (light or dark; I usually have light)

2 tablespoons butter

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 ¼ cup whole pecans

1-9 inch unbaked or frozen pie crust


Preheat oven to 350°F.  In large bowl, stir the first five ingredients until well blended.  Stir in pecans.  Pour into pie crust.  Bake 50-55 minutes or until knife inserted halfway between crust and center comes out clean.  Cool on wire rack.

 Karo syrup bottle



My Chocolate Pecan Pie Bars

Crust

1 cup (2 sticks) salted butter, at cool room temperature*
1 cup confectioners' sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1/4 teaspoon almond extract, optional, or the flavor of your choice; eggnog flavor makes a delicious holiday shortbread
2 cups King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour

1) Preheat the oven to 300°F. Lightly grease 9 x 13" pan If you worry about the shortbread possibly sticking in your particular pan, line it with parchment, and grease the parchment.
2) In a medium-sized bowl, beat together the butter, sugar, vanilla, and almond extract, then beat in the flour. The mixture may seem a little dry at first; keep beating till it comes together. If it absolutely won't come together, dribble in up to 1 tablespoon of water, until it does. This is a stiff dough.
3) Press dough into prepared pan, smoothing the surface with your fingers, or with a mini rolling pin.
4) Use a fork to prick the dough all over; this allows any steam to escape, and prevents the shortbread from bubbling as it bakes. Prick the dough in a random pattern, but it looks nicer pricked with some kind of symmetry.
5) Bake the shortbread until it's a light golden brown across the top surface, and a deeper golden brown around the edges, about 35 minutes.
6)  Allow shortbread to cool while you make the pecan filling. 

Filling
1 ½ cups pecan halves (170 grams)
6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped (56 grams)
¾ cup dark corn syrup
4 large eggs
½ cup packed light brown sugar (100 grams)
1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder (5 grams)
2 tablespoons bourbon
¼ teaspoon fine sea salt

Preheat oven temperature to 350 degrees. Spread pecans on a rimmed baking sheet. Toast nuts, shaking pan occasionally, until fragrant, 8 to 10 minutes. Cool.
Make the filling: In a small saucepan over low heat, melt butter and chopped chocolate, stirring until smooth; cool.
In a large bowl, whisk together cooled chocolate-butter mixture, corn syrup, eggs, sugar, cocoa powder, bourbon and salt. Pour the mixture into the prepared shortbread crust. Arrange pecans over filling. Transfer to a large rimmed baking sheet. Bake until the filling is just set when the pan is jiggled, 30 to 40 minutes. Remove pie from the oven and cool completely on a wire rack before serving.


A combo from King Arthur Flour and the NYTimes

Patricia’s Apple Pie
Now this is my signature apple pie, made for all holidays.  And as my paternal grandmother always used to say, “Apple pie without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze!”  Mama Hungry didn’t believe until she tried it; now she won't eat pie without it.

¾ cup brown sugar
½ teaspoon nutmeg
6 sliced, peeled apples
¼ cup flour
½ teaspoon cinnamon
pie crust and crumb topping

 Peel and slice apples, soaking in water and lemon juice to prevent browning.  Heat oven to 425°F.  Mix sugar, flour, nutmeg, and cinnamon.  Stir in apples.  Cover with crumb topping.  Cover edge of pie with aluminum foil, shiny side out.  Bake 40-50 minutes, removing foil for last 10 minutes.

Crumb Topping

1 cup flour
½ cup firm margarine

 

 

Marion's Carrot Cake

This recipe comes from Leet, who likes to bake.  I think Marion is a friend of his father’s.  And this is her famous carrot cake.  It’s actually very tasty and I begged for this recipe when my mom requested a carrot cake for her 60thbirthday.  She ended up baking one herself (not wanting to have me “waste” time doing it) so I still have to try it myself.  But I’ve had it at the Ts and it’s good!

 

2 cups flour 

2 tsp. Baking soda 

1/2 tsp salt 

2 tsp. cinnamon 

3 eggs, beaten 

3/4 cup oil 

3/4 cup buttermilk 

2 cups sugar 

2 tsp. vanilla 

1-8 oz. can crushed pineapple 

1 1/2 cups grated carrot 

3 oz. flaked coconut 

1/2 cup raisins 

1/2 cup chocolate chips (optional: I've never used it) 

1/2 cup chopped walnuts 

Combine flour, baking soda, salt, cinnamon. Set aside.

 

Combine eggs, oil, buttermilk, sugar, vanilla. Beat until smooth.  Stir in flour mixture, raisins, chocolate chips, pineapple, carrots, coconuts, and walnuts. 

 

Pour into two greased and floured 9' round pans.  Bake at 

 

Cream cheese frosting

 

3/4 cup of softened butter 

4-3 oz. packages of cream cheese, softened 

2 tsp. vanilla 

3 cups powdered sugar 

 

Combine butter and cream cheese, beat until light and fluffy. Add vanilla and sugar and beat until smooth.

 

Leet

 

 

 

DAY OF

 

Miss K's Baked Brie

Roll out a boxed pie crust ( I use the Pillsbury pie crust found in the cold section near the orange juice - 2 in a box) with a little flour into a large circle. Spray the baking dish with Pam (or whatever) and put the pie crust in the dish. Place the large brie in the middle (I use the President brand), top with a layer of preserves (for the party I used apricot but I've used others like orange, etc.) then top with sliced almonds (if you use cranberry then walnuts are good). Fold up the pie crust around the brie, pinch closed and tear off extra crust. Put a light egg wash all over and then if desired, put another thin layer of preserves and nuts on top. Bake at 375 for 25 minutes or until the pie crust is golden brown. Let it sit for about 10 minutes.

K.K.

 

 

Buttermilk-Brined Turkey

 

1(10- to 14-pound) turkey

3 quarts buttermilk

128grams fine sea salt (about 7 tablespoons)

 

Two to three days before you plan to cook, spatchcock the turkey: Put the turkey on a stable cutting board, breast-side down, and use heavy-duty kitchen shears to snip along both sides of the backbone to release it. You can start from the tail or neck end, whichever you prefer; just keep the blades of the scissors as close to the spine as possible. It helps to work incrementally, snipping a little on one side, then a little on the other, rather than completing one side entirely and then doing the second side without the advantage of the opposing pressure.

 

After removing the backbone, remove wingtips, neck and giblets, setting them all aside for stock and gravy.

 

Turn turkey over so breast faces up. Splay out its legs and press hard on breastbone until you hear the cartilage pop and the bird lies completely flat.

 

Place a 2-gallon resealable bag in a large bowl, stock pot or sink. Pour buttermilk and salt in bag and stir to dissolve salt. Place turkey in bag and seal carefully, expelling out air. Double-bag the turkey as needed to prevent leakage, then squish the inner bag to distribute buttermilk all around the turkey. Place it on a rimmed baking sheet and refrigerate for 48 hours. Turn the bag every 12 hours so that every part of the turkey gets marinated.

 

Three hours before you plan to start cooking, remove the turkey from the plastic bag and scrape off as much buttermilk as you can without being obsessive, discarding buttermilk. Set the turkey on a rimmed baking sheet and bring it to room temperature.

 

Position a rack in the upper third of the oven and heat to 400 degrees. Transfer turkey, breast-side up, to another rimmed baking sheet lined with a wire rack or parchment paper. Tuck thighs inward.

Place baking sheet on the prepared oven rack and roast the turkey, occasionally rotating the pan 180 degrees, until an instant-read thermometer inserted into the deepest part of the breast registers 150 degrees and the thickest part of the thigh without touching bone registers 165 degrees, about 80 to 100 minutes, depending on size. (You may want to tent the breast or other hot spots with aluminum foil, if darkening too quickly.)

 

Transfer turkey to a cutting board or platter and allow to rest at least 20 minutes before carving.

 

*How to Spatchcock a Turkey

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/543-roast-spatchcock-turkey?action=click&module=Local%20Search%20Recipe%20Card&pgType=search&rank=1

 

 

Gravy
Be patient and really let that roux brown!
Heat 4 tablespoons grease. Add 4 tablespoons of flour. Brown til copper-colored. Stir in 4 cups drippings. Add chicken bouillon and salt and pepper to taste.

Mom


Dressing

½ cup margarine

½ cup chopped onion

1 cup chopped celery
1 bag of stuffing
2 cups dry bread (or 2 more cups of Pepperidge Farms)
1 teaspoon poultry seasoning
½ teaspoon sage
1 cup chicken stock (double this amount!)


Saute onion and celery in margarine. In mixing bowl, crumble breads and add spices and onion/celery mix. Add chicken stock. Refrigerate over night. Bake at 350°F for 45 min.-1 hour.

Mom



LUCY BUFFET'S OYSTER DRESSING--we usually just add oysters, parsley, lemon juice, bell pepper to my cornbread dressing


12 tablespoons/1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter, divided, plus more for baking dish
1 (8-inch-square) baked and cooledcornbread, preferably on the sweet side
15 slices white or wheat bread, toasted and cooled
½ large white onion, finely chopped
2 celery ribs, finely chopped
½ large green bell pepper, finely chopped
½ cup chicken broth, plus more as needed
2 dozen freshly shucked or jarredoysters, preferably Gulf oysters, drained and coarsely chopped (reserve the oyster liquor)
¼ cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tablespoon hot sauce, preferably Crystal
¼ cup fresh flat-leaf parsley, finely chopped
1 tablespoon fresh sage, finely chopped, or 1 teaspoon ground sage
1 ½ teaspoons truffle salt or sea salt
½ teaspoon ground white pepper


Heat oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9-by 13-inch baking dish.
Crumble cornbread into a large bowl. Tear toasted white or wheat bread into very small pieces, add to cornbread, and toss to combine


Melt 8 tablespoons butter in a large sauté pan over medium heat. Add onion, celery and bell pepper; sauté, stirring occasionally, for 3 minutes. Cover pan and cook, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are almost translucent, 5 to 6 minutes. 

 

Remove cover, add broth, and cook, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan, for 2 to 3 minutes. Continue to cook mixture for 1 more minute, then remove from heat, add to bread mixture, and stir to combine.


In a medium bowl, stir together oysters, lemon juice, hot sauce, parsley, sage, salt and white pepper. Add to bread mixture and stir well to combine. If dressing seems too dry, add a little oyster liquor and up to 1/2 cup more chicken broth; mixture should be very moist.


Pour dressing into greased baking dish. Cut remaining 4 tablespoons butter into small pieces and scatter over top of dressing. Bake until top and sides are browned, 40 to 45 minutes.
from NYTImes




Green Bean Casserole

2-16 oz. cans whole green beans, drained (can also use frozen)

1 can Cream of Mushroom soup
½ cup milk
Dash pepper
1 teaspoon soy sauce
1-2.8 oz. can of French-Fried Onions


Combine soup, milk, soy sauce and pepper. Stir in green beans and ½ can of onions. Bake at 350°F for 25 minutes or until hot; stir. Top with remaining onions. Bake 5 minutes.

               

 


Somewhat Homemade Green Bean Casserole

2 pounds green beans, trimmed, cut in half, and steamed (8 to 10 minutes or until tender),

6 tablespoons butter

8 ounces mushrooms, diced

2 garlic cloves, minced

4 tablespoons whole wheat flour

½ teaspoon salt

Pepper, to taste

2 ½ cups milk

1 tablespoon soy sauce

French's fried onions 


Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.

 

In a large sauté pan over medium heat, melt the butter. Add the mushrooms and garlic and cook while stirring for 2 to 3 minutes.  Sprinkle in the flour and stir vigorously for 1 to 2 minutes, being careful not to let the flour burn. Stir in the salt and pepper.  Carefully whisk in the milk and soy sauce while scraping the brown bits off the bottom of the pan. Bring to a light boil. Whisk and cook until the sauce thickens to the consistency of a really thick soup, about 3 to 4 minutes.  Mix the sauce with the green beans and some fried onions in a casserole dish and toss to combine. Bake in the oven until bubbly, about 15 minutes. Remove from oven and top with French's fried onions and bake until brown.

 

adapted from 100 Days of Real Food (they make their own onions)

 

 

Broccoli Rice Casserole

½ cup chopped onion

½ cup chopped celery

½ stick (4 tablespoons) margarine

2 –10 oz packages frozen chopped broccoli, cooked

2 cups cooked rice (from about ¾ cup raw)

1-10 ¾ oz can condensed cream of mushroom or cream of chicken soup

½  small jar (4 ounces) Cheez Whiz

1-5 oz can water chestnuts, sliced


Brown onion and celery in margarine until soft and golden.  Combine with broccoli, rice, soup, Cheez Whiz and drained water chestnuts in a greased 2-quart casserole.  Bake 25-30 minutes at 350°F.  Serves 8.  May be made in advance and refrigerated until ready to cook.  May be frozen.  Allow 45 minutes to 1 hour time if casserole is chilled or frozen.

Mom

 

 

Brussel Sprouts

2 pounds Brussels sprouts
4 tablespoons olive oil
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon black pepper


Preheat oven to 400* F.

Remove the ends and brown or damaged leaves of the Brussel sprouts. Rinse well in cold water. Dry the sprouts well. Cut in half lengthwise. In a bowl, gently mix the sprouts with olive oil, salt, and pepper. Roast on foil-lined baking sheet for 30- 40 minutes, until crispy and on the outside and tender inside.

 

 

Mashed Potatoes

In a large slow cooker set on high heat, combine 4 pounds peeled potatoes with 1 smashed garlic clove, 1 teaspoon salt, and hot water just to cover. Cover and cook on high heat for 3 to 4 hours; the potatoes will slowly absorb the water and become soft. Scoop out of the cooker with a slotted spoon (save the cooking water) and into a bowl. Immediately mash with hot cream and soft butter, then salt and pepper to taste. If the potatoes seem dry, add some cooking water. Return to the cooker, cover and keep warm.

 

NYTimes

 

 

Yams

29 oz. can yams, drained
4 tablespoons brown sugar
½ teaspoon cinnamon
orange juice


Bake at 375°F. Add marshmallows to brown.

Mom

 

 

Sweet Potato Casserole with Crunchy Topping

Potatoes

1 lb sweet potatoes or 29 oz. can, drained

3/4 cup milk

3 teaspoon vanilla

1/4 cup sugar

2 eggs

6 tablespoons butter, melted


Topping

6 tablespoons butter, softened

½ cup chopped pecans

½ cup packed dark brown sugar

¾  cup crushed corn flakes

 

Beat together potatoes and next 5 ingredients.  Place in an ungreased 1 ½ quart baking dish.  Bake for 45 minutes or until edges leaves sides of pan.  Mix together all topping ingredients in a bowl until combined. Spread over baked dish.  Cook under broiler for 1 minute or until topping browns.

 

Gommie Hungry