Chez Bud

"Here's your menu. What would you like?" Waiter Bud asked.

"Grilled cheese and ham," ordered customer Sis.

"Grilled cheese and ham it is."

"I want to keep my menu. This is a menu-keeping place."

"Sure."

Mama and I order, all at different tables.

"Here's your peppers. And soup."

"Restauranter [could she possibly have meant "restaurateur?"], where is my grilled cheese and ham?"

"Goodbye, I'm going to the store. We're closed. Here's the check."

I don't think Chez Bud is still in business . . . .