Hair-raising

I had my hair cut today and, as usual, she straightened my oftentimes wavy, unrestrained hair. Bud never likes it and usually says, "Mommy, you don't look like yourself." Today, he said, after that, "Mommy, you sorta look like a girl!"

Which must not have been good either because soon they both took wet combs and brushes to my hair to return it to its wild state.