All the World's Their Stage

I'm becoming a very good audience. I sit attentively wherever I've been assigned. And I clap vigorously when the performance is over. See, I have new season tickets to "Twin Theater." I've been treated to Bud's Magic Show, complete with lots of abracadabras and items disappearing from whatever proffered hand you choose; a sea chantey concert, with Sis stomping her foot and playing the guitar accompanied by Bud on drums, with both of them singing into microphones to "Strike the Bell"; numerous concerts featuring "The Bubbly Nose" song ("la la la la nose, wherever it goes, la la la la toes."); and some sporting events, such as soccer or baseball or football. I wonder what's coming up next season? I'll definitely keep subscribing.