Tuesday, May 5, 2009

How to Torture Preschoolers

1.  Purchase shiny new red tricycles and helmets.
2.  Let kids ride down the sidewalks by themselves.
3.  Celebrate and take pictures.
4.  Procure rain.
5.  For at least 3 days.
6.  Don't let them out in the rain.  
7.  Keep the tricycles locked in the garage.
8.  Insist on waiting for a warmer, less wet day.


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