Played Barbies with Sis tonight (yes, she has a couple. From the in-laws.) After dressing her blonde Barbie--named Lizzie--in a fabulous lamé outfit with purple kinky boots, she announced that it was time for the party! A party to benefit the baby seals. 'Cos Lizzie has a doctorate--"but doesn't need to be called 'Dr.'"--and is also a wealthy philanthropist who arranges events to raise money and awareness of environmental issues and endangered animals. For $5 a ticket. She also has a few dolphins. And a monkey.
All her friends came, in their skimpy dresses fit only for a red-light district--Charlotte, Julia, and my doll Violet, who owns a pizzeria, which she works at in a purple and silver lamé dress. And brown leather kinky boots. I added short pants for modesty. (BTW, did Barbies always have such huge butts and hips? Or is this the Kardashian model? Velcro was busting out all over.)
Then they had a gymnastics competition, after taking off those kinky boots, because Lizzie is considering doing the Olympics.
Her mom told her she could.