Sing a Song of Tuna

We've been making up a lot of silly songs over dinner, one of my specialties.  We've been singing the joys of bacon to "Fame"--"Bacon, I'm going to eat it forever!"--and despicableness of peas to "I Will Survive"--"First, I was afraid, I was petrified.  My mom put green stuff in my food and I could just cry."  We laugh so much that it takes more than an hour to eat!  Even over breakfast this morning, we were singing a solo for the cat about tuna!