. . . that gas is the funniest thing in the world?
And therefore my kids are the funniest kids in the world?
Oh, my. They were laughing hysterical and shaking their tushes and tooting on purpose. And then starting singing about it! First, the standard, "Beans, Beans the musical fruit," but then they branched out with their own composition (oddly, part of the tune of the "Candyman" song in Willy Wonka. I can't explain it.):
"Mango lassies . . . will make you gassy!"
Oh, and if gas and gassy kids are funny, gassy songs are the funniest!!!!
How do first graders toot on command?
And then I had to go and give them ammo for tomorrow, with greasy Chinese chicken dumplings for dinner!
But you know what? I was laughing and singing too.
But that was it. I don't have that skill.
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